Misc Jokes

Telling the Pope a Polish Joke

A gentleman had been trying for years to meet the Pope.
Finally, his dream was about to come true.

When the gentleman approached the Pope he said, "Your
Eminence, I am so happy to be given this chance to speak with
you. I would like to tell you a joke before I start."

The Pope replied, "Of course my son. Go ahead and tell your
joke."

The gentleman continued, "There were these two Pollocks
and..."

The Pope interrupted, "My son, do you realize that I am
Polish?"

"I'm sorry, your Eminence, I'll speak slower."