Misc Jokes

You Know You Work In the '90s When....

20. Cleaning up the dining area means getting the fast food
bags out of the back seat of your car.

19. Your reason for not staying in touch with family is that
they do not have e-mail addresses.

18. Keeping up with sports entails adding ESPN's homepage to
your bookmarks.

17. You have actually faxed your Christmas list to your
parents.

16. Pick up lines now include a reference to liquid assets
and capital gains.

15. You consider 2nd day Air Delivery and Interoffice Mail
painfully slow.

14. You assume any question about whether to valet park or
not is rhetorical.

13. You refer to your dining room table as the flat filing
cabinet.

12. Your idea of being organized is multiple colored post-it
notes.

11. Your grocery list has been on your refrigerator so long
some of the products don't even exist anymore.

10. You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on
ways to improve their process.

9. You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear
sweats to work.

8. You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as
"deliverables."

7. You find you really need PowerPoint to explain what you
do for a living.

6. You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most
expensive restaurant in town within the same week.

5. You think that "progressing an action plan" and
"calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases.

4. You know the people at the airport hotels better than
your next door neighbors.

3. You ask your friends to "think out of the box" when
making Friday night plans.

2. You think Einstein would have been more effective had he
put his ideas into a matrix.

1. You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock.