Misc Jokes

Three Drunk Irishmen

Three Drunk Irishmen were rumbling through a cemetery in
search of the oldest person buried there.

One blasted bloke, Shamus yells out, "Here's a fella that
died when he was 145 years old!"

"What was his name?" asks Paddy.

Shamus lights a match to see what else is written on the
stone marker, and exclaims, "He was 'Miles, from Dublin.'"