Misc Jokes

Why Wooden Spoons are the Best for Cooking

One day during cooking class, our teacher, Mrs. Pritchard,
was extolling her secrets for preparing perfect sauces. When
she ordered us to the stoves to prepare our assignments, she
said, "Don't forget to use wooden spoons."

As I stirred my sauce, I contemplated the physics behind the
mystery of the wooden spoon and decided it must have
something to do with heat conduction. I approached Mrs.
Pritchard to test my theory. "Why wooden spoons?" I asked.

"Because," she replied, "if I have
to sit here listening to all your metal spoons banging
against metal pots, I'll go nuts!"