Misc Jokes

Plane over Wyoming

One very early morning on a flight from New York to San
Francisco, were a convergence of professional athletes. Among
them was a Dallas Cowboy of the 1973 team and some current
hockey players from the Phoenix Coyotes. The younger hockey
players began to razz the ex-football player. They were
really getting to be a nuisance. The ex-footballer warned
them several times but the hockey players continued
undaunted.

As they were flying over Wyoming, the ex-Dallas player could
take it any longer and he went berserk, pulled out a gun and
shot several hockey players.

The next day, a newspaper caption read "In the morning dawn,
an old cowboy shot 3 coyotes on a plane in Wyoming".