Misc Jokes

Guy In a Hospital

There's this guy and he's in a hospital for surgery on a bad
leg. The doctors were suppose to remove his bad leg. So the
doctor's come in after the surgery and say to the guy
doctor: "I've got some good news and some bad news."
The patient goes, "what's the bad news" and
the doctor goes "we chopped the wrong leg off.."
patient: "ah no! what's the good news??"
doctor: "You're bad leg's gettin' better!"