Politics Jokes

The Clinton and Titanic Videos

When watching the Clinton video, did you get the feeling of
"deja vu" - of watching something that you had just seen in a
similar structure?

Well your brain never fails. By reading below, you will see
the remarkable similarities between the Clinton Video and the
Titanic Video. Was this just by coincidence... or much more.
We will let you be the judge.

Clinton vs Titanic: Incredible Similarities

TITANIC VIDEO: Over 3 hours long and $9.99 on the Internet.
CLINTON VIDEO: Over 3 hours long and $9.99 on the Internet.

TITANIC VIDEO: The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden
love, a subsequent catastrophe. CLINTON VIDEO: The story of
Bill and Monica, their forbidden love, a subsequent
catastrophe.

TITANIC VIDEO: Villain: White Star Line. CLINTON VIDEO:
Villain: Ken Starr.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack is a starving artist. CLINTON VIDEO:
Bill is a B.S. artist.

TITANIC VIDEO: In one part, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Bill.

TITANIC VIDEO: During ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
CLINTON VIDEO: Ditto for Monica.

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack teaches Rose to spit. CLINTON VIDEO:
Let's not go there.

TITANIC VIDEO: Rose gets to keep her jewelry. CLINTON VIDEO:
Monica's forced to return her gifts.

TITANIC VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Leonardo DiCaprio is
wildly popular. CLINTON VIDEO: Behind the scenes: Bill
Clinton's approval rating is at 70%

TITANIC VIDEO: Jack surrenders to an icy death. CLINTON
VIDEO: Bill goes home to Hilary.