Politics Jokes

Do You Have Any Polish Sausage?

Man walks into a store and asks the clerk "Do you have any
polish sausage."

The clerk replies "Are you Polish?"

The man says "Yes, but why do you ask. If I asked for
Italian Sausage would you ask if I was Italian, or if I
asked for German Sausage would you ask if I was German, or if
I asked for a Taco, would you ask if I was Mexican.

The clerk simply answered "No."

The man asked him why he asked then he asked if he was
Polish.

The clerk replied "Because this is a hardware store."