Politics Jokes

Chelsey Clinton tries to get married

Chelsey goes off to college and she meets this really
handsome guy named John. They start dating and pretty soon
John asks Chelsey to marry him and she says "yes." Chelsey
is so excited that she calls her dad up to tell him the great
news.

As soon as Bill Clinton finds out who she is going to marry
he says, "I'm sorry honey but you can't marry him."

"Why not?"

"Well, you see this is how it is. Many years ago I had an
affair with John's mother and John is actually my
illegitimate son, so you can't marry him."

Chelsey is heart broken. She tells John that she won't
marry him and is very depresed until she meets this guy named
James. They date for awhile and soon James asks her to marry
him. Again she runs to the phone to tell her father the good
news.

As soon as Bill Clinton hears who his daughter wants to
marry he says, "I'm sorry honey but you can't marry him
either."

"Why not?"

"For the same reason. James is my illegitimate son."

Chelsey is again very heart broken and sad.

One day she meets this really nice guy named Adam. Adam
asks Chelsey out and before she will agree to go out with him
she calls her dad and asks him if she and and Adam are
realated.

"I'm sorry to tell you this honey, but Adam is also your
brother," says the president.

At this point Chelsey is getting really ticked off so she
calls her mother up to complain. "Every guy I fall in love
with or even anyone who asks me out turns out to be Daddy's
illigitamate son."

"Oh, don't worry about that," says Hillary.

"Why not?" asks Chelsey.

"Because Bill Clinton is not really your father."