Politics Jokes

Quaker Talk

There was a clerk in a small town general store in the
South. One day, a tall man entered the store and began
filling a shopping cart with items.

This man was so distinctive in that he could have been the
official spokesperson for Quaker Oats. He was dressed in
black, very tall and had that hat just like the Quaker Oats
guy wears.

Well, the clerk had never seen a Quaker before, let alone
talked to one. When the man reached the counter with his
selections the clerk could
hardly contain himself. "Are you a Quaker"? he asked as he
was trying to ring up the merchandise.

"Yes," the tall man said with a little edge in his voice.

"No joke?" asked the clerk, "You're really a real Quaker?"

The man, looking a little more perturbed, said, "Yes, I am a
real Quaker."

"Wow!" the young clerk said, "I never seen a real Quaker
before. Would you say something in Quaker talk for me?" asked
the clerk.

The tall man ignored this request and waited for his
merchandise to be tallied up.

As clerk finished ringing up the sale he said, "Please
mister, say something in Quaker talk?"

The man finally leaned over the counter in a gesture of
secrecy.

The clerk leaned forward in order to hear the quiet reply.

The man said, "Screw Thee."