Religion Jokes

Praying Lions

A mercenary preacher was traveling back from a mission of
peace through the jungle when all of a sudden he realized
that a lion was behind him. He tried to run, but knowing
that he could not outrun the lion, dropped down and started
to pray.

Unexpectedly, everything became quiet and when he looked,
the lion was praying also.

The priest said to the lion, "I didn't know lions prayed."

The lion replied, "You are praying. I'm saying grace before
I gobble you up!"