Sports Jokes

Choose the Right Club

One lovely morning, Ben and Thomas were out golfing. Ben
slices his ball deep into a wooded ravine. He grabs his
8-iron and proceeds down the embankment into the ravine in
search of his ball. Ben searches diligently throught the
thick underbrush and suddenly he spots something shiny. As he
gets closer, he
realizes that the shiny object is in fact an 8-iron in the
hands of a skeleton lying near an old golf ball.

Ben excitedly calls out to his golfing partner: "Hey Thomas,
come here, I got big trouble down here."

Thomas comes running over to the edge of the ravine and
calls out, "What's the matter Ben?"

Ben shouts back in a nervous voice, "Throw me my 7-iron!
Looks like you can't get out of here with an 8-iron."