Thanksgiving Jokes

Twas the Night of Thanksgiving

Twas the night of Thanksgiving, but I just couldn't sleep I
tried counting backwards, I tried counting sheep.

The leftovers beckoned -- the dark meat and white, but I
fought the temptation with all of my might.

Tossing and turning with anticipation, the thought of a
snack became infatuation.

So, I raced to the kitchen, flung open the door and gazed at
the fridge, full of goodies galore.

I gobbled up turkey and buttered potatoes, pickles and
carrots, beans and tomatoes.

I felt myself swelling so plump and so round, till all of a
sudden, I rose off the ground.

I crashed through the ceiling, floating into the sky With a
mouthful of pudding and a handful of pie

But, I managed to yell as I soared past the trees.......
happy eating to all---pass the cranberries, please