Business Jokes

Smart Dog

A yellow labrador walks into a job referral agency and asks
if they have any openings for him.
After the receptionist picks herself up off the floor she
asks the dog to leave his resume and call back in an hour.

The dog places his resume on the counter and walks out.

As soon as the dog leaves she calls the Circus and asks if
they can use a talking dog.

"Of course," says the owner, "send him down."

An hour later, the dog walks back into the agency and the
receptionist yells that she has a job for the dog in the
circus.

To which the dog replies, "What does the circus want with a
carpenter?"