Computer Jokes

Top Ten Signs Your Co-Worker is a Hacker

10 Everyone who ticks him off gets a $26,000 phone bill.

9 He's won the Publisher's Clearing House Sweepstakes three
years
running.

8 When asked for his phone number, he gives it in hex.

7 Seems strangely calm whenever the office LAN goes down.

6 Somehow gets HBO on his PC at work.

5 Mumbled, "Oh, puh-leeeez!" 295 times during the movie
"The Net."

4 Massive 401k contribution made in half-cent increments.

3 His video dating profile lists "public-key encryption"
among turn-ons.

2 Instead of the "Welcome" voice on AOL, you overhear,
"Good Morning, Mr.
President."


And the Number One sign your co-worker is a computer
hacker...
(how come the number one is always the dumbest and least
funny of em all?)

1 You hear him murmur, "Let's see you use that VISA now,
Professor
"I-Don't-Give-A's-In-Computer-Science!"