Computer Jokes

New Words to Beverly Hillbillys

Sing to tune of "The Beverly Hillbilly's"

New words - old song

Come listen to a story 'bout a man named Jed, A poor college
kid, barely kept his family fed, But then one day he was
talking to a recruiter, Who said, "they pay big bucks if ya
work on a computer..." Windows, that is... PC's...
Internet... Well, the first thing ya know ol' Jed's an
engineer. The kinfolk said "Jed, move away from here". They
said "California is the place ya oughta be", So he packed up
his disks and moved to Silicon Valley... Intel, that is...
Pentium ... big amusement park... On his first day at work,
they stuck him in a cube. Fed him lots of donuts and sat him
at a tube. They said "your project's late, but we know just
what to do. Instead of 40 hours, we'll work you 52!" OT, that
is... unpaid... no personal days... The weeks rolled by and
things were looking pretty bad. Schedules started slipping
and some managers were mad. They called another meeting and
decided on a fix. The answer was simple... "We'll work him
66!" Tired, that is... stressed out... no social life...
Months turned to years and his hair was turning gray. Jed
worked very hard while his life slipped away. Waiting to
retire when he turned 64, Instead he got a call and escorted
out the door. Laid off, that is... de-briefed...
unemployed... Now the moral of the story is listen to what
you're told, Companies will use you and discard you when
you're old. So gather up your friends and start up your own
firm, Beat the competition, watch the bosses squirm.
Millionaires, that is... Bill Gates... Steve Jobs... Y'all
come back now... ya hear'