Education Jokes

little johhny

Little Johnny goes to school, and the teacher says "Today we
are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody
have an example of a multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny
waves his hand, "Me, miss, me, me!"

Teacher says "All right, little Johnny, what is your
multi-syllable word?" Little Johnny says "Mas-tur-bate."
Teacher smiles and says "Wow, little Johnny, that's a
mouthful." Little Johnny says "No, miss, you're thinking of a
blow job. I'm talking about a wank