Education Jokes

Violin Practice

Little Harold was practicing the violin in the living room
while his father was trying to read in the den.

The family dog was lying in the den, and as the screeching
sounds of little Harold's violin reached his ears, he
began to howl loudly.

The father listened to the dog and the violin as long as he
could. Then he jumped up, slammed his paper to the floor and
yelled above the noise, "For pity's sake, can't you play
something the dog doesn't know?"