Entertainment Jokes

An Unusual Shopping Trip

A little old lady went to a grocery store to buy cat food.
She picked up three cans and took them to the checkout
counter. The girl at the cash register said "I'm sorry, but
we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a
cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat and the
management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for
your cat." The little old lady went home, picked up the cat
and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food.
The next day she tries to buy three cans of dog food. Again
the cashier demands proof that she has a dog, because
sometime old people eat dog food. She went home and brought
in the dog. She then got the dog food. The next day she
brought in a small box with a hole in the lid. The little old
lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The
cashier said, "No, you might have a snake in there." The
little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box
that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the
box and pulled it out and told the little old lady, "That
smells like shit." The little old lady said, "it is!. Now can
I buy three rolls of toilet paper?"