Entertainment Jokes

lt's a Gas

A guy goes to pick up his date for the evening. She's not
ready yet, so he has to sit in the living room with her
parents. He has a BAD case of gas and really needs to relieve
some pressure. At that time, the family dog jumps up on the
couch next to him. He decideds that he can let a little fart
out and if anyone notices they will think that the dog did
it. He farts, and the woman yells, "Spot, get down from
there." The guy thinks, "great they think the dog did it." He
releases another fart, and the woman again yells for the dog
to get down. This goes on for a couple more farts. Finally
the woman yells, "Dammit Spot, get down before he shits on
you."