Entertainment Jokes

Name That Duck

A game warden came upon a duck hunter who had bagged 3 ducks
and decided to "enforce the laws pending." He stopped the
hunter, flashed his badge and said, "Looks like you've had a
pretty good day. Mind if I inspect your kill?"

The hunter shrugged and handed the ducks to the warden. The
warden took one of the ducks, inserted his finger into the
duck's rectum, pulled it out, sniffed it, and said, "This
here's a Washington state duck. Do you have a Washington
state hunting license?"

The hunter pulled out his wallet and calmly showed the
warden a Washington state hunting license. The warden took a
second duck, inserted his finger in the bird's rectum, pulled
it out, sniffed it, and said, "This here's an Idaho duck. Do
you have an Idaho state hunting license?"

The hunter, a bit put out, produced an Idaho state hunting
license. The warden took a third duck, conducted the same
finger test, and said, "This here's an Oregon state duck. Do
you have an Oregon state hunting license?"

Once again, only this time more aggravated, the hunter
produced the appropriate license. The warden, a little miffed
at having struck out, handed the ducks back to the hunter and
said, "You've got all of these licenses, just where the hell
are you from?"

The hunter dropped his pants, bent over, and said "You're so
smart, YOU tell ME!"