Entertainment Jokes

Voices of Advice

A guy went home from work one night and heard a voice. The
voice whispered to him: "Quit your job, sell your house, take
your money, go to Vegas." The man was disturbed about what he
heard and ignored the voice.        The next day when he
got home from work, the same thing happened. The voice
whispered to him:  "Quit your job, sell your house, take your
money, go to Vegas." Again the man ignored the voice, though
he was very troubled by the event.        Every day, the
man was tormented by the same voice when he came home from
work: "Quit your job, sell your house, take your money, go to
Vegas." Each time the man heard the voice he became
increasingly upset.        Finally, after two weeks, he
succumbed to the pressure. He quit his job, sold his house,
got together all his money and headed to Vegas. The moment
the man got off the plane in Vegas, the voice told him, "Go
to Harrah's."

So he hopped in a cab and rushed over to Harrah's. As soon
as he set foot in the casino, the voice echoed, "Go to the
roulette table." The man did as he was told.          When
he arrived at the roulette table, the voice firmly told him,
"Put all your money on 17." Nervously, the man cashed in his
money for chips and then put them all on 17. The dealer
wished the man good luck and spun the roulette wheel.       
Around and around the ball caromed. The man anxiously
watched the ball as it slowly lost speed until finally it
settled into number . . . 21.        The voice said,
"Damn..."