Entertainment Jokes

Lover

Mike Tyson is in bed with a girl, and he says, "My life's a
disaster. I was born to an under-privileged family, had
a rough childhood, I was thrown in jail for rape, my wife
left me for beating her up, I've lost two world title
fights, I've disgraced myself and my sport, they want to
ban me for life, and Don King stole all my money. Nothing
could make my life any worse." The girl says, "I
can say some thing to cheer you up. You're a much better
lover than Magic Johnson."