Entertainment Jokes

Stagefright

Two little boys, both aged nine, were set to appear in their
first play. The first boy had to say, "Ha fair maiden, I've
come to snatch a kiss and fill your soul with hope." The
second little boy was to say, "Hark, a pistol shot."

On opening night, the two boys were very nervous. It was
their first time on stage and their parents were in the
front row. The first little boy came out and said, "Ha fair
maiden, I've come to kiss your snatch and fill your hole with
soap."

The second little boy was so shook after the first kid
goofed up, when he came out he said, "Hark! A pistol shit!
A shishtel pit! Cow shit!! Bull shit!! I didn't want to be
in your damned play anyway!"