Entertainment Jokes

The Dancing Duck

A circus owner walked into a bar to see everyone crowded
around a table watching a little show. On the table was an
upside down pot and a duck tap dancing on it. The circus
owner was so impressed that he offered to buy the duck from
its owner. After some wheeling and dealing they settled for
$10,000 for the duck and the pot.

Three days later the circus owner runs back to the bar in
anger, "Your duck
is a rip-off! I put him on the pot before a whole audience
and he didn't
dance a single step!"

"So?" asked the ducks' former owner, "did you remember to
light the candle under the pot?"