Entertainment Jokes

Butt Crack

One day a poor old lady found a dollar and with that dollar
she bought a lottery ticket. And she won the lottery!She
bought a house and a dog. She said to herself, "What should I
name my house?" And she looked around and she saw a guy
mooning her so she decided to name her house "Butt" Then she
needed a name for her dog. So she looked around and saw a
crack house so she named her dog "Crack". One day about a
month later she woke up and couldn't find her dog. She looked
all over the house and she couldn't find it anywhere! So
finally she called the cops and said, "Police please help me
I've looked all over my Butt but I can't find my Crack!"