Entertainment Jokes

Top 10 Signs Your Car Will Be Too Hot This Summer

10. Scientists dressed in radiation suits are probing your
car.

9. Your car develops a shroud of fog when it rains, and it
is perfectly dry when the rain stops.

8. Your car has a nasty glare from the sun, even at night.

7. You keep finding cornish game hens (the small chickens)
freshly roasted on the hood of your car, with a complete
complement of various birds and Roasted vegetables on the
trunk.

6. Your car spontaneously combusts when you open the door.

5. You spy your co-workers taking a sauna inside your car
during lunch break.

4. Your car horn is no longer that deep trucker's horn it
once was, but now sounds like a dry rasping wheeze.

3. Hosting a barbecue on your dashboard.

2. The police officer is trying to put a ticket on your
car, but the ticket burns up when it touches the windshield.

1. Watching the CD hanging from your mirror shrivel like a
Shrinkydink™ in under 10 minutes after parking.