Lawyer Jokes

Your Lawyer is Dead

A man called his law firm and asked the
receptionist if he could speak to
his lawyer, Mr. Smith.

She replied that she was sorry, but his lawyer was dead.

The next day the man called again wanting to speak with Mr.
Smith.

The receptionist again said that she was sorry, but he was
dead.

The next day, the man rang again and
and asked if he could talk to his lawyer
Mr. Smith.

The receptionist said that she was
sorry but she had already told him a
hundred times that he was dead.

The man replied, I know that, I just like hearing it!