Lawyer Jokes

Lawyers Make Bad Neighbors

A dog ran into a butcher shop and grabbed a roast off the
counter.

Fortunately, the butcher recognized the dog as belonging to
a neighbor of his. The neighbor happened to be a lawyer.

Incensed at the theft, the butcher called up his neighbor
and said, "Hey, if your dog stole a roast from my butcher
shop, would you be liable for the cost of the meat?"

The lawyer replied, "Of course, how much was the roast?"
"$7.98." said the butcher.

A few days later the butcher received a check in the mail
for $7.98.

Attached to it was an invoice that read: Legal Consultation
Service: $150